Baron Davis Was Abducted By Aliens?

 

 

Athletes have some pretty crazy stories. But Baron Davis’ may top all of them. Apparently, he was driving back from Las Vegas and was blinded by a bright white light. All of a sudden, he was being poked and nudged by “crazy looking people.” When the “aliens” returned him back to Earth, he was in Montebello, California. Davis had no idea how he got there. Click HERE for the audio from an interview with Neal Brennan and Moshe Kasher, via Deadspin.  We do caution you that there is vulgar language.

 Yahoo! Sports spoke with Baron, who took a step back from his abduction theory:

Eventually, Baron backed off his “abduction” stance, but only because that sounds like too pejorative a phrase.

“I don’t think it was an abduction, dude — I think that they were, like … because now, like, I come back and, like, I’m, like, sharper and [expletive], you know what I mean?” Davis said. “Like, I’m retaining information.”

Clearly, Davis is off his rocker. More than likely, he fell asleep at the wheel, which is a scary thought. The better question would be why would the aliens go after Baron Davis? Perhaps these unknown creatures will come back to give us a better idea. Then again, maybe Baron will come to his senses and realize he was dreaming.

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