The Dez Bryant Rules

The Dez Bryant Rules

The “Dez Bryant Rules” differ slightly from the popular “Jordan Rules” orchestrated by Detroit Pistons Head Coach, Chuck Daly the 1980-1990’s. In MJ’s case, the Jordan Rules were a set of defensive strategies put in place to limit his effectiveness on offense. On the other hand, the Dez Bryant Rules make this guy a bonafide saint in regard to NFL personalities.

Reported and agreed upon August 23rd – Dallas Cowboys WR Dez Bryant must abide by the following:

• No drinking alcohol

• He can’t attend any strip clubs and can only attend nightclubs if they are approved by the team and he has a security team with him

• A midnight curfew. If he’s going to miss curfew, team officials must know in advance

• He must attend counseling sessions twice a week

• A rotating three-man security team will leave one man with Bryant at all times

• Members of the security team will drive Bryant to practices, games and team functions

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